Friday, June 8, 2012 at 7:25PM 
The New York Times is busy pretending that Obama was born in America to cover the fact that Glenn Beck has a Spotify playlist. Nice scoop by Glenn Beck’s news website.
Thursday, June 7, 2012 at 3:51PM Type “Real World Audition” into YouTube and you end up in a never-ending douche spiral. This guy wants to be the “male Kim Kardashian.” Right now he’s selling gym memberships at LA Fitness in Richboro PA and has a super sweet Jeep. He’s well on his way.
cunt, real world, reality tv Tuesday, June 5, 2012 at 5:09PM Warning: this video contains salty language, distasteful subject matter, and plenty of jokes poached from an AOL chat room in 1996.
funny people, jokes in web cam genius Friday, June 1, 2012 at 10:20AM
Just because your metabolism is slowing doesn’t mean you have to stop pissing off your parents. Your dad says you can’t be the singer of Disturbed.
Is that right, dad?
That’s when you slam the door to your bedroom and make a YouTube video and draw some fan art to show the old man. Thanks to these men who persevere despite lack of success, talent, or a band, for giving us some great metal.
awesome, metal in web cam genius Monday, May 28, 2012 at 3:32PM Levi Johnston is living like Kenny Powers. Where most people see a sad, hilarious story Levi saw a life plan.
Levi just moved back in with his mom after blowing about a million dollars on guns, boats and four-wheelers. Levi lives in Alaska, which is the only reason he didn’t add an Olympic size above-ground swimming pool to that white-trash shopping spree.
Levi is the guy who got reality show level rich and famous for having the most hilariously timed unplanned pregnancies ever.
He made most of his money from a book deal and showing his ass.
Thank Levi, for bringing the tragic comedy of Kenny to life and for giving us a big case of douchechillz.